i'm about to explode

How's this for a confession? I haven't had sex since April 2006. Yep, that is 1 year + 4 months ago. What in the hell? Now I'm officially about to lose it. Everywhere I look you know what I see? Dick. Something needs to be done about this situation with a quickness. The sad part? In the 3+ years I have been in Neverneverland, there has only been one guy to even try to a sincere effort to get in my pants. One. And this was 2 years ago. What in the hell? This might be really wrong, but I'm on the verge of propositioning someone of the male persuasion. This is ridiculous. I repeat, ridiculous.